Fasters

V
When getting out of somewhere just isn't fast enough. To leave a situation involving idiotic people when a jet aircraft isn't going to work, and you have had enough.

After a last altercation with an idiot, we decided to get out of there fasters.

12👍 7👎

twerpie

Someone whose borderline stupidity is such that they become more a sub-genus than a human.

Bill, a twerpie, was expected to injure himself tying his own shoe laces.