Packi

Slang term for somebody who is from packistan unless you are a chav in which case it is anybody who is asian and not a chink (Chinese/Japanese person) often used in a racist way

...And then this fucking packi jumped my ass

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burglarize

1. A way of dealing with burglars.
2. A silly American English version of burgle, or 'to enter property forcibly or illegally'.

"Plagued by housebreakers? Troubled by thieves? Then use our new patented Burglarizer(tm) and burglarize them away!"

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penen

plural of penis, see penii

My friend and I have nice penen.

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dog-clean

The deceptive state of dishes that appear to be clean but in fact have only been "rinsed" by the licking action of a dishwasher-door-surfing member of the canine family.

Honey, did you run the dishwasher or are they just dog-clean?

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chili choker

A derogatory term for a person of Hispanic descent, usually used to denote their taste for hot, spicy foods.

"Hell, if we cain't find any more room for them chili chokers out in the fields, we can always have them roof the barn or clean the house!"

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Adaired

When you are flashed by a platinum blonde. She may possibly steal your car, so be careful!

I was driving to work when I was adaired by Daisy. She then tricked me into getting out of my car, which she promply stole.

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blorch

to ejaculate forcefully often achieving a distance if many feet!

i blorched so hard on tinas face that she got stuck to the ceiling

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