JOCK ITCH

A nagging swollen scrotal irritation caused by over-scratching your nut-sack.

Oh Yeah!, Well I've got 'Jock Itch' honey, what is your point?

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minging

Verb, present continuative tense of ming, q.v.

1. smelly
2. ugly
3. drunk, (usu. used in relating last night's events)
4. generally distasteful, Someone who is minging is also a minger, q.v.

This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.

"I went to the pub last night and it was so smokey, my clothes are minging!"
"He's thinks he looks great but he's minging."
"My mate's dog drank a whole bowlful of rum and he was minging!"
"Chuck that kebab out, it's minging!"

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fruit basket

"When a guy folds and holds his peaches and banana in his hand and displays it for all to see....."

"Kyle displayed a fruit basket to his roommates before they cryed with laughter"

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power up

1. To jerk ones self off.

2. To please self, so much, you indeed start to gain powers.

3. To masterbate.

1. Damn, that guy last night at the club, i swear he cant get laid, and all he does is power up.

2. Later guys, im off to go Power up.

3. Damn that fat guy is SOO powerful, hes been Powering Up all day!

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fudginhopher

Used express sudden disappointment or pain.

Andy is playing miniture golf. He puts and barely misses the hole.

Andy: Fudginhopher!!

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rat-arsed

Descriptive noun. Drunk. Describes the ability of the drunkard to shit through the eye of a needle.

I could shit through the eye of a needle, I was that rat-arsed.

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hummer my balls

When a worthy dame manipulates your nut-sack with her tongue and lips.

"Hummer my balls bitch"

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