misinterest

Mistaken Interest.

As a matter of habit and causual etiquette, Kevin said "What's up?" to John in the breakroom, expecting nothing more than a brief, if not exact reply. In a clear case of misinterest, John went on to describe his date with Meg (the hot new secretary), in mindnumbing detail.

Bearded Rascal

An unshorn vagina.

Crusty Sea Pirate (whilst looking at pirate-era porn): "Arg, wouldya look at the bearded rascal on this fine wench!"

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gigapants

Pants that exceed the garment industry's ability to be defined by size.

"Holy Megapants!" John exclaimed to Susan when he saw a lady in massive denim slacks. Susan replied, "No, I think those are more like Gigapants!"

Underbooby

The underside and lower front half of a woman's breast(s) leading to, but not passing, the areola and/or nipple.

Those crazy-girl-video commercials show lots of underbooby.

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Hairy Eyebrow

To scrunch an eyebrow down upon one's squinted or intensely focused eye in order to silently convey severe disapproval.

"Dude, your girlfriend is giving you the Hairy Eyebrow. You better stop looking at Susan's tits."

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scratchy satchel

Itchy scrotum.

Due to an unfortunate scrotal rash I eagerly paw my scratchy satchel.

Gasphyxiation

The condition of being deprived of oxygen when exposed to noxious fart fumes.

John barely noticed as Kevin passed his cubicle softly giggling. Suddenly, a warm, invisible tidal wave of stench overwhelmed the confined space, and John was sure he was about to die of gasphyxiation.

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