poopy dick

When you're done fucking the rectum, you're dick is poopy.

Damn bitch, you gave me one hell of a poopy dick

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UPS

The art of asking people if they work for UPS because they keep checking out your package.

Demko asked him how long he had been with UPS, and the fucker decked him.

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game, set, match

int. Used to accentuate how completely and thoroughly done someone is with someone else, some thing, a given situation, or the like. Much in the vein of eight ball corner pocket. A derivative of this could be "game, set, and match."

That bitch Charnell has fucked me over for the last time. Fuck her. Game, set, and match.

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Mocolate Milk

A term used because chocolate milk is just that damn good, usually used in pressure situations.

" Dude, don't fuckin touch my mocolate milk or I will slit your throat!"

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brazilian wax

Waxing between your butt cheecks and on the mons (for females).

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Gay Wrestling

Something that makes me vomit and I can't believe it's legal. It's wrestling in speedos and they try to get eachother's speedos down so they can play with their dick and grab it and so on and they LIKE getting pinned!!! =-O

Bob: Wanna have sex joe?
Joe: Nah... lets gay wrestle instead.

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Elly

Coolest biatch in the fricken world my partner for life.
Love,
Rick

will you marry me

i will love you forever until death do us part

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