When you're done fucking the rectum, you're dick is poopy.
Damn bitch, you gave me one hell of a poopy dick
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The art of asking people if they work for UPS because they keep checking out your package.
Demko asked him how long he had been with UPS, and the fucker decked him.
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one of the best beatles songs. ever. covered by the greatest rock band ever formed, Rishikesh.
"You say you want a revolution well you know we all wanna change the world"
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an awful website about men taking it in the ass from animals
www.beastgays.com
he's a beast gay, i hate him!
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Means you're not making any sense you mooncricket
Yo, are you narpheling da gartox?
A nasty girl (ie. busted face, bloated midriff etc...) who goes to parties, waits till normally self-respecting guys get drunk, and attempts to hook up with them.
Oh dude, watch out for karen, she's a KEG TROLL and she's on the prowl!
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The gayest team in the National Football League. Previously employed such homosexuals like Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin, and Emmitt Smith. Currently getting its ass handed to them every year by the E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES.
Jerry Jones: Who are we playing this week?
Tuna: The Eagles
Jerry Jones: We're screwed..
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