Tenis

The section of the Taint closest to the Penis.

Bobby was flicking his toungue across my Tenis and I was so amazed at how much more sensitive it was than my Tainus.

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MMS

Multimedia Messaging Service. A Form of multimedia message sent via a mobile ie. images, text, audio clips and ultimately, video clips to another mobile service

Hey man, MMS you're girlfriend's pic to me.

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Spiffer

The root of all things that lounge in the awesomeness of spiff.

Spiff can be traced back to ancient Anglo-Saxon society when kings would ride through the shitholes of England. The people would be liberated from their shit shoveling lives by the spiff surrounding the king and his knights.

This is true, bitches...

Spifferific, Spiffy, Spifftastic, etc...

I'm really feeling the energy of that spiffer...

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fpnj

fpnj is an abbreviation for the town florham park, new jersey. people from fpnj, and sometimes not from fpnj, refer to fpnj as this. if you disagree, then you are most likely a liberal yankee prick. and if you don't pop you collar, please, go live in Ohio or Oklahoma, where you belong.

Person 1: hey, dude, where are you from?
Person 2: fpnj!
Person 1: awesome, man! fpnj rocks!

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Playmobil

High quality German toy, known for it's attention to detail and being realistic. Sometimes confused with Lego (who's quality is inferior to Playmobil).

My Playmobil is better than your crappy broken Legos!

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tudd

is a redneck adonis; white-trash-fabio; a fat long haired nerd that can have his pick of the litter out of the whole trailer park; sometime called 'turd'

Tudd loves Paul.

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arg (argh)

noise used to annoy people in class/everywhere else

Also see arg and argh

In lanugage class I said, "arg." After saying this I heard 5 or so other "args."