faceshitting

Using a mobile device, ipad, laptop or any other means of accessing and using facebook while sitting on the toilet and defecating.

Melissa commented on her friend's status while faceshitting.

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Hitting the trailer

Penetrating the anus. Hitting the trailer is a euphemism for anal sex, but is more specifically used when the anal sex was unwanted or not discussed ahead of time and the recipient expects to receive normal vaginal sex, but is surprised by their anus being penetrated instead.

Charlene had no clue that Cletus was planning something different this time, but he grabbed her ankles, spit, and began "hitting the trailer" much to her shock and chagrin.

Bloody Chavez

A sexual act that involves performing sodomy without lubrication until rectal bleeding occurs followed by performing oral stimulus on the blood dripping anus, thereby getting blood all over one's face. If the giver of oral stimulation has a beard it can be known as a Bloody Castro.

Craig: Chris Brown didn't just give Rihanna a black eye, he gave her a bloody chavez!
Deebo: What chu mean?
Craig: He tore that ass up then tossed her salad!