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Chandler

A bloke that originates from Northern Ireland. You would typically find him in his natural habitat: tinder. However, there have also been sightings of this type of man on Facebook, usually around five years or so before being spotted on the famous dating app. Key characteristics includes: a peng face, the ability to get free food from Greggs (reasons as to why this is the case is still unknown to this day), being good with his hands (solely due to being an electrician and no other reason whatsoever), and having the complete inability to tolerate spicy food (not even mild). Like many other species, Chandler keeps his own gene pool alive by attracting "mates". One way in which he does this is by typically using the phrase "Do you want to be my girlfriend?" via Snapchat.

"Is that Chandler over there? The guy that is flirting with the woman from Greggs"?

by ridderzxox February 9, 2021