clatchy

when a poo is very sticky

fucking hell ive just been for a massive shit, it was so clatchy it took half a roll of toilet roll and 3 flushes

yaggy

warm/hot

fucking hell the sun is kind of yaggy today
baigy likes yaggy cans of carling
that fire is kind of yaggy

garsh

a colour inbetween green and brown

somebody call a scientist ive just had a shit and discovered a new colour it was somewhere between green and brown it was just garsh