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when you fuck a girl and shit in her shorts while she's in the bathroom
german shortz: that chick pissed me off so i gave her a pair of german shortz
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a purple monkey who fly's into you're house and steals you're pizza while you're not looking
"where did the last slice of pizza go" "it was the flying pizza monkey he took it" "ok buddy back to the institution for you"
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when a girl refuses to have sex with you so you jerk off on a peanut butter sandwich and offer it her
my girl friend was a stiff bitch so I gave her a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich
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