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A condition under which a female suffers from the terrible misfortune of being born with her father's face, effectively ruining her chances of ever being truly attractive.
Paris Hilton *could* be hot; too bad she's got a daddyface.
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The act of suddenly and without warning blowing your load on a woman's breasts and face during sex, followed by a quick honking of her nose.
The honking can be done simply for comedic effect, or, as an act of courtesy, to squeeze out any jizz that may have entered her nostrils.
Must be done knowing that the person on the receiving end may not put out for weeks after experiencing the sex clown.
Dick felt like playing a joke on Jane saturday night, so as he was coming, he pulled out, jumped on her chest, and gave her the sex clown.
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