Fagnetism

Fagnetism is defined as a force, similar to gravity, created by a dense homologation of homosexuals which in turn acts to attract other homosexuals to the central mass thus feeding itself and multiplying its power exponentially

The fagnetism is bringing people into this group at an astonishing rate. It's like they sense our aura of homosexuality and hone in on it.

manual ABS

lack of an ABS system in the car calling for intense and often tiring pumping of the brake pedal to stop.

Jesus, i almost crashed yesterday cuz' of my shitbox's manual ABS