hoshi

when you're a chaotic gemini and cannot be controlled (and can't control anything, especially technology)

example A
person 1: *is being a chaotic dumbass*
person 2: stop it you're acting like a hoshi i cannot stand

example B
person 1: oh my god you're so goddamn annoying
person 2: at least i'm not a hoshi though
person 1: shit you right

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Sleepwheeze

When you're supposed to sleep or you're sleepy as heck but you're also high from chatting with friends so you wheeze as you're nodding off

Friend 1: *sends a dank Mr Crocker meme*
Friend 2, who is meant to be asleep: SLEEPWHEEZE 😂😂👏