hoss

Australian slang term for penis.

Johno has a huge hoss, it looks like a babys arm holding an apple.

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bronson

Southern Australian slang for the process of wiping the sweat from your ass crack with your fingers and proceding to smear it across the upper lip of a friend, workmate, loved one or enemy.

I just gave my girlfriend a nasty bronson, I dont think I will be kissing her for a few days.

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cheese knuckle

Like a moose knuckle except it has the overwhelming odour of rancid cheese.

Man, I can smell that cheese knuckle from 6 feet away.

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