Higher Ground

Four years of wasted effort.

*Plays quarter notes in 4/4 on a guitar: E E G A*
"Wow look how easy that was to play. Higher Ground isn't too hard to play on guitar."
"Yea imagine how embarrassing it would be if you learned guitar for 4 years and you couldn't play 3 open string notes in quarters. Thank God that I, a decent human being who respects everyone's effort and money poured into me, can do something this easy."

eighty-five

The exact epitome of when a retard who has a lower standard of mental capacity and it is displayed to its fullest capacity.

"Wow look at that stupid eighty-five."
"Yea I bet he got an eighty-five on a basic skills math test"
"Even though hes in high school"

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