Squeeze and Feed

A type of potluck party in which groping is encouraged and bringing a side dish is required. Mostly suited for perverts.

"Hey Dave, are you going to Jerry's party tonight?"

"No. It's a Squeeze and Feed. I'm not into that anymore."

Mexican Halloween

The act of dipping your cock and balls in caramel and then having your girlfriend lick it off wearing a Lucha mask.

I asked my woman if she wanted to bob for apples last night. She one-upped me by adding caramel and a Lucha mask. Turns out it was a Mexican Halloween!

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Making a phone call

The act of performing cunnilingus on a hermaphrodite as well as giving it a hand job at the same time. The position of your head and hand will be in direct correlation as if you were talking on a telephone.

" I'm not sure if Chris is a man or a woman."

" Dude it's both. I should know, I was making a phone call on it last night."

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