Bone Barren

When a man is lacking the ability to bone; to have sex. Physically or mentally.

Steve: How did your night go last night with Veronica?
Conor: Not so hot, I got nervous and was totally Bone Barren.
Steve: Feels bad man.

joe-john

Someone that is so misguided and confused at life, that they don't know their own name. This trait often rubs off into their everyday activities, often causing them to give off a negative aura.

Normal Person : "Hey! What's your name?"
Socially Awkward Person: "It's Joe, err, John.. It's John."
Normal Person : "Alright Joe-John, I'm going to leave now. Let's pray we never talk to each other again."

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