Lauren

A Lauren is one of those people that is strong physically and mentally, she takes a while to trust someone but when she does she holds them close and doesn’t let go. She is beautiful inside and out and is very confident and not shy unless she wants to be. She is violent in the sense that she will fight for her freedom and dreams, and is really foregoing and generally just an amazing person. Lauren is that person that makes a haunted mansion your dream home, or pitch black night the brightest summer day. She is the person you want to keep close either as a friend or partner. She is loving and caring but won’t take crap. She is durable mentally however when triggered commits geneside.

Idk how to use it. It’s pretty self explanatory tho. I mean a Lauren’s a Lauren y’know?

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Ms Pitt

A Ms Pitt is a person that is extremely fat and heavy and eats too much. Generally they are a home etc teacher and force students to cook for her to keep up her balanced diet of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 calories an hour.

Person 1: wow that person is pretty fat

Person 2: yeah they’re such a Ms Pitt

Scott McKenzie

Scott is a very short specimen. His pp isn’t there and he is attracted to men, especially if they are called Zach. He likes to walk underneath men and tickle their balls and then run away laughing in his high as a drug dealer voice. A Scott is a person you should avoid as they are very annoying.

Adam: who the fuck is that midgetised paedo?

Ryan: oh that’s Scott McKenzie he is the 8th dwarf his name is shorty and he likes balls