Wipe Wednesday

Wipe Wednesday is when you only wipe your ass on Wednesday's because it is when you get pegged by your girlfriend, commonly referred to as such due to the correlation of wednesday being called “humpday” and the humping motion used to peg

I’m so excited to get pegged this wipe wednesday

hairspin

something or someone that is cool, great, awesome, nice etc.

dylan is hairspin because he is a nice guy

del taco is hairspin because they have good food