Derpy

Something that can explain something that is cool or dumb.

1)Man this song is so derpy!
2)Yah, that guy is such a derpy derp!

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Santa Rosa

A city where your guarenteed 2 get in a fight or a big ass brawl ive lived here for 2 years and ive been in ALOT of fites

I wanna get in a fight do you know where i could go?
Yeah just go to santa rosa

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turd wrestler

In most cases a plumber, but can be construed to include sewer workers or the operator of a septic tank truck.

My uncle (true story) who is a pipefitter, told me "Boy, I'm a pipefitter, not a plumber. I fit pipes. A plumber ain't nothin' but a turd wrestler". or "Septic tank's backed up, better call the turd wrestler."

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Nep

Nop + Yep

Bob: Wow Jeccas such a whore.
Glen: nep

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relativity

Interconnection

Being dependent or intertwined with another event or object that is just as dependant as the other.

Cause and effect.

ERIC
I punch you in the face, you'll punch back, right?

VALLEN
Yeah.

ERIC
Your hitting me back is reative to me hitting you in the face.

-ALSO-

A Bank owner is very hard on a Farming family. The family is forced out of their house and loose everything, living in poverty. The Banker prospers with their loss. (1)

For 20 years, the family lives in poverty, barely surviving. Eventualy, one of the family members is forced to rob a bank to survive. The bank that is robbed happens to be the same bank which forced thim into poverty. (2)

The Banker looses everything from the robbery. He resorts to drugs (3) and one day, in a drug impared state, he decides to go and buy more drugs. He has a car accident. (4)

From the car accident, he is paralyzed from the neck down and cannot speak for the rest of his life. (5)

1. The Banker's prosperity is relative to the families suffering.

2. The bank robbery is relative to the Banker's being hard on the family.

3. The drugs are relative to the bank robbery.

4. The car accident is relative to the drugs.

5. the paralysis is relative to the car accidsent

In conclusion, the man's paralysis is relative to his being hard on the family, he bought it upon himself.

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cocklash

The end result when an erect penis is bent beyond it's natural boundries

I'm sorry Mr. Gary, but that brick wall left you with a case of cocklash.

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yeast

yeast makes bread,
a simplified version of the termbrederin
in short it means brother

yo yeast, whats up, feel like blazin tonight?

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