F.B.I

Federal Bureau of Intoxication

This dude works for the FBI, He hooked me up with some Balck and Tans

beer monocle

like beer goggles, except the person with the monocle on is so drunk one eye is closed shut...therefore, turning the goggles into a monocle.

I would have never fucked that fat whore had i not been wearing the beer monocle.