oaf

acronym for "only a friend" - a guy who will do just about anything with an attractive woman, short of anything sexual.

hence, his status of being "only a friend".

"...oh you mean that hot babe talking with Dave over there? don't worry dude,they're not a couple. you can still try to score with her....he's just an oaf!"

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shitwig

(n.) the act shaving someone's head, then dunking their head in a bucket of feces so that they're absence of hair is covered by a makeshift "shit-wig." The act of shitwigging is most often and easily performed on the massey . his slothlike behavior and incomparable laziness make him an easy target for a daily shitwigging.

Did you see Robbie gave the Massey another shitwig?
Yeah, I'll bet that tingled...doesn't that make 6 times this week?

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black and white 2

Sequal to Black and White, one of the greatest games in its time.

If black and white 2 fails, Lionhead will die.

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jizz list

all of the women that a guy has had sexual relations with -any type of sex, be it traditional intercourse, oral, anal, and even kinky stuff which provides sexual arousal and gratification (such as footjob, titty fucking etc.)

"if you include the handjob that Susie gave me when we were in the 5th grade, and the pantyhose rubdown that Glenda gave me last night, I'd say my jizz list has to be over the 30 mark by now."

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whitey management

To deliberately avoid a severe adverse reaction to excessive drug abuse. In many cases the whitey will have been brought on by a prolongued sessioninvolving a cocktail of drugs. The key to whitey management involves a strong will and clear thinking. A glass of water combined with a tactical chunder are viewed as the key tools to overcoming the whitey.

Al once again showed great whitey management after a quick tactical chunder in the downstairs toilet.

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Heartogram

The symbol of love and rock. Rock music that is. The symbol of love rock combined. also known as the love metal.

The heartogram poster is on my wall

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pierre de gaulle

(v.) to pierre de gaulle - after intercourse, the male removes the used condom (still containing semen and vaginal fluids) and proceeds to slap the female with it. As with all other European greetings, the condom must be used to slap both cheeks as the male shouts "Vive La France."

Did you hear Griff learned several sexual moves while studying abroad in France?

Yeah, I heard he brought back the Pierre de Gaulle and used that shit on Karen M. Turns out, she had an allergic reaction to the latex and got a huge rash on each cheek...VIVE LA FRANCE.

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