Glassbitch

One that could be broken over your knee, a person that you strongly dislike, "hate".

You fucking glassbitch I am going to kill you.

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DTB

Ditch That Bitch!!!!!!!!!
AKA: Dump That Bitch!

Once I told my friend to "DTB!" and I think the girl actually caught on to what that stood for. My bad Li....faak you!

"You gotta DTB! She's a total snob!"

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the massey

the massey is a solitary critter. he can be found in damp and moldy basements, under lumber piles, and occaisionally in the restrooms of some mexican restaurants. he has been known to consume veggie pizzas, dog food, and, in rare sightings, kittens. the massey is believed to be a distant cousin of both the sloth and the mexican jumping bean. if you see the massey, do not approach it, for the massey is best viewed from afar. the massey also randomly explodes into fits of rage therefore it is imperative for massey-watchers to keep their distance. the massey is often confused with surly elderly, bed-ridden males of the homo sapien species.

Did you see the massey feasting on those kittens?

Yeah, he sneaks up on them easily because he camoflagues himself as a pile of sweatpants and velcro shoes.

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squirreled

New Zealand slang for getting fucked (sexually).

Last night Robbie picked up Melani at a night club and took her back to his place where he squirreled her all night long.

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oaf

acronym for "only a friend" - a guy who will do just about anything with an attractive woman, short of anything sexual.

hence, his status of being "only a friend".

"...oh you mean that hot babe talking with Dave over there? don't worry dude,they're not a couple. you can still try to score with her....he's just an oaf!"

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ice breaker

something which can break the ice, i.e. something to focus on to start a conversation, in order to prevent any awkwardness in a social situation

I really loved that girl's feet, they were so hot, so in order to keep looking at that beautiful sight, I figured a good ice breaker would be the tattoo she had around her ankle.

hmmmm....wonder if she ever suspected what I was REALLY interested in....? :)

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figger

A gay black person. Also known as the janitor at the YMCA.

Don't let figgers near BBQ or else they might try and toss your salad.

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