spilt milk

Something mildly bad/unpleasant which has already happened, and nothing much can be done about. Usually referred to in the context of "stop crying over spilt milk".

"so you stuffed up a bit, stop cryin over spilt milk"

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The Sweeney

Shortened from Sweeney Todd which is cockney rhyming slang for Flying Squad.

Also a Television show in the UK about the Flying Squad featuring John Thaw and Denis Waterman as D.I. Jack Regan and D.S. George Carter.

"We're the Sweeney son, and we haven't had any dinner..." Famous quote from Jack Regan in the TV show.

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Tallywhacker

part of the male genitalia, as used for whacking tallies

I'm just off to the little boys room to show my tallywhacker the toilet.

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Pork and Cheese

Cockney Rhyming Slang (UK) for "Portuguese". NOT a derogatory term unless used with another word(s). For example, "check out that fucking pork 'n' cheese wanker!"

There are a lot of Pork 'n' Cheese living over here these days.

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blobzilla

A woman who is on her period and in full nag mode making their man's life a complete misery.

Keep away from Blobzilla, she's got the painters in and in full misery spreading mode.

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fountain fucker

A girl during sexual activities releases excessive amounts of bodily liquids.

Rob: "Dude, you had a fountain fucker last night."

fountain fucker

Somone that has made a girl during sexual activities releases excessive amounts of bodily liquids.

Rob: "Dude, you had a fountain fucker last night."