yesman

Urban dictionary editors who accept any definition that comes along. It is not known why people do this but theories include:
i) they are attempting to get 100% acceptance stats to look 'kool'
ii) they do not like hurting peoples feelings by saying 'no'
iii) they are dumb

plural: yesmen

I hope my latest definitions of emu and matttheidiot get reviewed by a yesman.

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wiispell

To change the spelling of a word and wiidefine its definition in order to relate it to the Nintendo Wii. Examples include wiilationship, wii-kend and wii-stracted.

I'll wiispell the word retard and call Dave a wii-tard after he wiifenestrated his controler.

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Gaff

An error.

He was told to kiss the Pope's ring, but hadn't noticed the one on his finger. That was a real gaff.

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person 2

Sometime friend, companion or enemy to person 1. Has been spotted mabateing and saying "i love you" to person 1.

Person 2: Why do I always get second billing to person 1?

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Girl Power

One of the least useful traits of the minor super hero Girlgirl.

There was nothing special about GirlGirl, until an unlikely accident with some toxic chemicals, a platypus and a hair brush gave her Girl Power: the incredible power to act like an ordinary girl.

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PHB

Literally "Pointy Haired Boss" as featured in the long running Dilbert cartoons by Scot Adams. The phrase suggests an office manager with above average incompetance, general cluelessness and an ability to prevent anyone else in the office from doing any useful work.

Actual pointy hair is not a requirement for PHBs, but there is strong annecdotal evidence that they will rapidly develop the distinctive hairstyle.

My PHB asked me if the firewall was a serious fire hazard.

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BICBW

But I Could Be Wrong. Used online in forums and chat.

I think that George W Bush is the greatest president in the world ever. BICBW.

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