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gift from god and a cure all.
Beer makes ugly women pretty and loosens pretty womens inhibitions. It warms u when your cold and cools u when your warm. Brings u up when u feel down, and helps u celebrate the good times. every ocassion is made better by beer. want an example. picture yourself eating a pizza, now picture yourself eating a pizza w/ a beer. Picture yourself watching the super bowl, now picture yourself watching the super bowl w/ a beer
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Payton manning is a looser, bitch, and a choke artist.
Payton Manning is a huge choke artist. He ranks up there with Tony Dungy, Scott Norwood, Bill Buckner,Thurman Thomas, and Alex Rodriguez as guys who just could not win the big game. 4 years at Tennessee and he couldn't win Manning leaves and the vols r champs. How about those 4 turnovers against the pats in the afc championship game. When the kicker gets drunk and talks about u that says it all
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Love is a reason to hope, breathe, and live. Love is unconditonal and everlasting. Love is truth, love is strong.
I love Hope.To know Hope is to lover her she's perfect in every way.
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A slut is a women from traverse city.
The women of traverse would be wonderful hookers only there to stupid to charge. The only way to describe them is a wonderfuly accurate one slut. They r lots of fun for a day or two but tend to bring along a lot of baggage. Stds and exboyfriends for example. I strongly recomend a visit to traverse after all seeing is believing be sure to come equipped w/ a lawyer, shot gun, ppo, and lots of condums because u have toe eyes, legs, and lungs, but only one penis.
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