Treaded

Treaded means to fart so loud and so gapingly that it’s almost like a burp but backwards

Dude I just treaded ass so bad; it ended up on her front door.

frattire

the attire of a fraternity member.

TIPS
pastel colors
prints
madras
shorts above the knees
croakies
never buy a suit under $500
over dress for the occasion
no double brands

NO
cargo shorts
tommy hilfiger
aeropostale
abercrombie
american eagle
tattoos
excessive jewlry
piercings
fake tans
socks and sperrys
hair gel
puka shells
hemp accessories
muscle shirts
fake tanning
hoodies
gdi things

*the following brands are in no particular order*

CLOTHING

Polo Ralph lauren
Vineyard vines
Brooks brothers
Tommy bahama
Southern proper
Southern marsh
Southern tide
Port southern
Buffalo Jackson
Lacoste
Jimmy and sook
Perils
Duck head
Nautica
j crew
murray toggery
fairway greene
Southern point
Southern waters
Bills Khakis
Flow society
Jerseys

Lax pinnies

BELTS
Tucker blair
Smathers and branson
murray toggery
Trafalgar

SHOES
Sperry
Cole Haans
Rainbow
Reef
Ll bean
Redwing
New ballance
Sanuk
clarks

SOCKS
nike elites
adreniline

SUNGLASSES
ray bans
maui jim
costa del mar
bolle
kaenon
any croakies

OUTERWEAR/COLD GEAR
gill
Patagonia
Musto
Henry loyd
Arc'teryx
merrell
Royal robbins
keen
Outdoor research
North face
The south butt
Mountain hardware
Kavu
Ll bean
Columbia
Marmont
Spyder
orvis
Helly Hansen
Carhartt

WATCHES
rolex

OTHER
camelback
smart phone
leather wallet
carrying a gun
pocket knife
zippo blu
flask

HATS
visors(sometimes)
any cool hat from a fratty activity

my closet is an example of a great frattire

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window sex

When Jason's mom put her bare ass against glass caus everything else has ravaged it so hard Thats all Thats left To do.

Dude 1. Dude I totally had window sex last night
Dude 2. Yeah did she ask you to turn on the windshield wipers?

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Music Orgasm

When you listen to music that sounds so sexy you have an orgasm.

Julia had a music orgasm after listening to Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin.

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