cha cha

An term used to express sheer delight or impression to someone or something.

I had coconut prawns for dinner. Cha cha.

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shagmeister

similar to shagmaster, meaning exactly the same thing, but this is a term you would use to describe yourself..

I am a Shagmeister,
I am The Shagmeister.
you would not use this term to describe anybody else, you use it to big up yourself and be cool.

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feed my poodle let him know it's christmas time

A plea to all you half wit frog bashers to save my poodle on christmas day from his usual kiddy fondling antics around the christmas tree of yorkshire pudding.

Robin: Where's your head at? WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT?
MG: I am the only gay in the village
Rover: save me

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Egg-fart

When you're Fart so terribly gross that people throw up or even worse sometimes they shit themselves from tha fear radiated by this monster that makes a noise like a cat dieing

Egg-fart: meeeeeeeeeeeoooooooawwww.....

random guy: oooooaaarg I just crapped myself

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brown shoes

shoes that are brown

fucking sweet!

(mrs yankee fucking wore)

wow those shoes are fucking sweet

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bottley

mentally disabled person, retard
orininated in surrey after the bottley mental asylem

aww your such a bottley

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Wheezin' Butslackz

Skanky ass ho who pisses outta her ass because her pussy is filled up with dick and sigarettes

Guy (to girl): Hey, ever hhad Wheezin' Bitslacks?

Girl: No, I only get raped analy

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