Bike Without a Seat

2 Steps Down: A nasty plain ugly girl that usually involves alcohol to sleep with.
One step worse than a razor scooter.
Coming from the idea that you'll ride a bike without a seat when you're drunk, but it'll hurt in the morning.

"Check out that razor scooter"
"No, thats a BIKE WITHOUT A SEAT"

32👍 12👎

Rascal Scooter

3 Steps Down: A girl that is so ugly, most of the time you can't even tell if she's a girl. The bottom of the barrel.
Two worse then a razor scooter.
One worse then a bike without a seat.
Coming from the idea that you don't want to ride a rascal unless you HAVE to.
Short Term: Rascal

"Oh god, is that...."
"Jesus! Thats a RASCAL SCOOTER"

8👍 4👎

razor scooter

1 Step Down: A girl that is either fat and cute or skinny and ugly.
Coming from the idea that razor scooters are fun to "ride", but you wouldn't want your friends to see you with one.
Mostly used when in public so the target won't have a clue what you're talking about.
Short term: razor

"Check out that RAZOR SCOOTER!"

35👍 14👎