Slutenkamen

Queen of the sluts. Applies mostly to a certain girl from New York.

I can't believe she did Coatsie and 2 of his 3 sons! What a Slutenkamen!

Nostradamus

The 2nd greatest band in existence (my band)

Nostradamus fans walk out on concert after drunken fiasco

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Texas-Corn-on-the-Cob

This takes some preparation. First you have to take a massive oblong shit on your kitchen table/countertop. Then take the fresh dookie and immediately place it in the freezer. When the terd is good n' ready, call up some fly bitch and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.

Dude, I've been waiting all week so LaFawnduh can come over and I can give her a Texas Corn-on-the-cob.

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smeaut

Noun: someone who is smeautiful.
A gorgeous thing encompassing the words sexy, amazing and beautiful (inside and out)

Stuart fiance an incredible person smeaut

Shampoop

When you take a bottle of shampoo and stick it in your ass, squeeze as much of it into your rectum then blow it all over some bitches hair. Resulting in a mixture of shit, shampoo, and hair.

So you wanna come over and I'll give you a good ole fashioned Shampoop.

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mote

1. girl who hated me for dating adam smith

2. girl who loves screwing guys wearing yellow windpants.

3. isolation

1. What a Mote! why does she hate me??

2. girl #1: "check out those yellow pants"
girl #2: "ya i know, HOTT"
girl #1: "You're such a mote!"

3. lets go check out that reMOTE island

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Scatter-shat

The act of shitting on a massive and explosive scale. More projectile than actual terd. Also known as Dynamite-Buttlhole or C-4 Shit.

I am going to go up to Mrs. Jones' desk and scatter-shat in in her face.

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