Butt Crumbs

Dried up fecal particles left behind on the back of a toilet seat.Usually the size of salt and caused by sitting too long on the toilet which allowsshit to dry and not fully be wiped off by toilet paper.

Jon Doe just left butt crumbs in the bathroom.

Scimmick

Noun. A gimmick that also is a scam.

Hey Buddy, I just bought this off of television. What a scimmick!