Cisney Swipe

Verb: when a man finishes pleasuring a woman with his hands and wipes the secreted fluids off in the womans hair.

person 1:
i didnt really think too much of this girl i hooked up with, so i gave her a Cisney Swipe after i was done fingering her.

person 2:
was that really necessary?

person 1: kinda, she gave a toothy blow job.

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Davey Shake

verb: when part of ones hand is inserted into a sexual orifice of his/her significant other, then is used to shake the hand of a direct relative of the significant other before a proper cleansing of the hand occurs

person 1.
dude, so while i was visiting my girl, i fingered her in the basement while the rest of the family was upstairs. later when i met her brother, i totally gave him a Davey Shake. that poor guy second handedly touched his sisters vagina.

person 2.
u do realize ur goin to hell for that right?

person 1. oh yea.

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