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Slutty Touch

Slutty touch is a skill game in which two or more players compete using extremely fast firing electronic paintball markers to land a perfect score of 1 qloader directly onto the windshields of oncoming vehicles, the sluttiest possible touch being a perfect score (cunt) or 100/100.

i challenge you to a slutton duel

I A SLUTTY TOUCH!? just a little bit cunty much?? a whore who gets the score indeed a touch! a touch! a touch!!

by robotlegcommando January 27, 2012


enemy cuntact

Enemy cuntact is a procedure word used in any situations that require target handling such as automobile water strafing, balloon artillery, paintball assault, object throwing, and other such ultralight combat.

"Enemy cuntact car full of jocks windows down windows down."

"Target pwned and bwned. He's flippin a bitch."

by robotlegcommando October 19, 2011

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cuntarch

A cunt of monarchical scale or guise. More than likely from England, but also any cunt with a UK accent. An Archcunt.

"I do say, that English exchange student has the most addictive accent!"

"I do disagree sir, a distinguished cuntarch you are."

by robotlegcommando October 2, 2011


shwaggot

A person who thinks they have high grade marijuana, and doesn't. Either because of an unsophisticated palate or very low drug addict standards.

Lets head up to Denver, shwaggots have Littleton dry as a mouth.

by robotlegcommando March 23, 2009


assch

Asssh is the lowest grade of hash resin there is. The most disgusting THC substance of all, its usually more crumbling ash than sticky hash, and is a cuntraction of the two words.

Lets scrape our very clean hash pipe to attain its thin layer of assch!

by robotlegcommando July 28, 2011


counter-loss prevention

Counter-loss prevention is the practices, tactics, techniques, and strategies that shoplifters and sport thieves adopt to address and diffuse obstacles presented by loss prevention personnel from within retail store environments. Counter-loss prevention is an expansive subject.

The practice of loss prevention is open to hired agencies (such as those within the retailer) or law enforcement in general. Many shoplifters do not need counter loss prevention fail safes considering the nature of their jack, but some persons do dare threaten jacks using legal technicality. The theory of counter-loss prevention concerns the line between theft into robbery.

"Counter-loss prevention has become prolific in the advent of electronic surveillance entrapment, lulz, not wanting to pay for your shit for the lulz, personal aspirations of "survival theft" skills, or contest towards loss prevention. It is important to consider implementing counter-loss prevention into your kikel."

by robotlegcommando June 10, 2012


Purplen Durr

100% purple marijuana.

"Gee Bill, how come your mom lets you eat two deputies??"

"Purplen Durr."

"Purple n' durr??"

"purpl-end-er, perplen-dhurgh. prplndr."

" Isn't tehd ridden cotecettically, Sir Pigglin Wigglin: Welcome to my ass."

by robotlegcommando February 17, 2012