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c.u.p.i.d. system

The c.u.p.i.d system or "cupids" was devised by the singular Alex Zavos of Cambridge in the year of our lord 2006.

C.U.P.I.D. stands for "Cunt Until Point Is Disproven" and is a system for choosing friends which weeds people out by instantly assuming everyone you meet is a twat until they prove to you that they are not.

A: Steve's just run off with my wife!
B: The cunt! But i thought you two were mates.
A: I know, I know I'm too trusting I should have used the c.u.p.i.d. system like Alex said.
B: Oh well at least you'll know for next time, lets go get pissed

by robuttt October 04, 2006


puzzle-fuck

Sex so vigorous or in such a complex position that the participants become so entangled that a special team of rubix cube solving boffins has to time travel from the eighties to disentangle them.

Ben and Clare rushed home early in order to puzzle-fuck each other's brains out.

by robuttt September 15, 2006


kung fu

Cambridge rhyming slang for lighter- kung fu fighter

Oi Ben pass the kung fu!

by robuttt October 07, 2006


data entry

A form of torture invented by the devil especially to punish Arts Graduates.

Robert graduated from York with a 2:1 in sociology and ended up with a job which consisted largely of data entry for his sins

by robuttt September 29, 2006


vibrant

A term used by middle class people to show that they are fascinated and not alarmed by the other. Used in reference to an area which contains people of an ethnicity different to their's. Much like exotic but can be reached by car.

I love living near Green Street, the area is so... vibrant!

by robuttt February 07, 2007


lezzing up

When two (or more) members of the same sex (including males) who consider themselves straight perform a sexual act to attract attention to themselves.

Look at those two girls over there lezzing up to get the attention of those men, what sluts!

Justin and Harry lezzed up in The Locomotive last night, they were well pissed, it was funny.

by robuttt January 16, 2007


Mugged

Paying extortionate prices to have an urban dictionary definition printed on the side of a mug.

I got mugged!

by robuttt March 28, 2010