pbbblllt!

the sound you make as you stick your tongue out in distain.
it sounds like gas being released from your arse.
pbbblllt! is commonly used as a playful myspace comment.

muffy- "fluffy left capitao a funny comment on his myspace page."

buffy- "what did she say?"

muffy- "pbbblllt! on your face."

buffy- "omg! that bish is funny."

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fake down town

to promise or insinuate that you will go "down town."
to fake down town you can reap many rewards such as:

having someone put together your t.v. stand.
hang your curtains.
bail your drunk ass out of jail.

fluffy said that if capitao puts her on his top friends on myspace, she will so go fake down town on him.

muffy- that's fake hott.

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spanling slip

a cute pink permission slip for a free spanling.
spanlings may not be given or recieved if uffyanda has not filled out the slip.

muffy- "buffy and fluffy, you will each recieve one free spanling." "see uffyanda for a spanling slip."

buffy- "yeah."

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textmex

an uffy text message.

buffy- "i am sending muffy and fluffy a textmex to bring my panties back."

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kaboobies

boobs on an uffy. they are so magnificent and grand that the word boobs is an understatement. they are round and beautiful. also highly bouncey. when exposed you hear all the angels sing. they are sure to make all who witness this lovely sight, shed a tear.

buffy: "fluffy's big bouncey kaboobies were the hit of the
party."

muffy: "i know. when i put them in my moouth, i
heard the angels sing."

fluffy: "oh tanks you gays!!"

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lezbish

stature that is not quite as high as the lezboss. close friend of the lezboss.

just as cute but not as bossy.

buffy- "fluffy is coming to town, i love that lezbish!"
muffy- "yea!" "i love that lezbish too, but i'm the lezboss!!"

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ear muffies

when uffy's use vulgar language in front of mini uffy's they shout, "ear muffies!" and the mini uffy's put their hands on top of their ears. this prevents the mini uffy's from mimicking vulgarities at holiday meals, easter egg hunts, or in houses of worship.

fluffy- "so i told that fucking arse to shut up or put up."
"oh, whoops." "i forgot ur little uffy's were
in the room."

muffy- "next time just say, "ear muffies!"

buffy- "yeah, now you can toatally skank it up you"...
"EAR MUFFY'S!" "YOU SKANKY HO!"

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