rochester hills

A city in Oakland County Michigan where big houses, nice cars, and parks are everywhere. Everything is always new and fresh. In the Downtown Rochester area, all you see are a million salons, restaurants, and jewelry stores. A lot of people get jealous or think that you're a snob for living in Rochester Hills, but Rochesterinians don't care what they think.

Random: "Oh... you're from Rochester Hills... so you must be a rich snob then..."

Rochesterian: "Fuck you, pay me."

Random: "Okay, sorry."

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