Road Rage

Taking your rage out on the road, especially on those motherfuckers who cut you off or tailgate you.

That guy CUT ME OFF!!! WHAT THE SHIT?!! I'M GONNA KILL THAT FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!! YOU AIN'T GETTIN' AWAY FROM ME, MOTHAFUCKA!!!

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Early-Eminem Syndrome

When you start off as a shitty, untalented rapper and end up being a rich and famous shitty, untalented rapper.

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sony

Also one of the 5 major music corporations which control 90+ percent of American music. Ironic, since Sony is a Japanese company.

The RIAA loves Sony's cock.

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MTV

Mucus Television

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MTV Music Awards

A fucking joke made by MTV. Basically, all of the "artists" you hear on the Top 40 radio station, and anyone who appears on MTV and B.E.T. automatically win an MTV music award. Talent and originality are not required to win one.

If you're an independent artist, or a jazz/rock/orchestra musician, forget it.

Hey, look. Some bubblegum-pop star whose music was played on Total Request Live for five months straight was nominated with 29 MTV Music Awards.

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slipknot

A shitty nu-metal band that slipped on a knot of fame and pop-culture and fell into the dumpster of mediocrity.

I can't believe the noise that Slipknot makes can be classified as music!

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grammy award

Used to be an alright system of giving merit to exceptionally good singers. Now it's just a rigged scamfest where talentless idiots get awarded just for being on MTV, VH-1, or B.E.T..

Few Grammy Awards are being given to those who make real music but are too poor to get any attention.

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