vacation dick

Not your boyfriends dick but a comfortable substitute.

My boyfriend didn't come home last night so I went to see Aaron he has a perfect vacation dick.

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idowhatiwant

A sentence said quick enough that you are not understood in order to ensure that u get what you want from others

Sally wants Jimmy to take her shopping, after Jimmy 's repeated hesitation Sally proclaims "idowhatiwant," in jimmy's sudden confusion he agreed, therefore. Sally does what she wants

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