Stray

A stray is a person--male or female--who is neither straight nor gay. A stray lives in a g(r)ay area of sexuality and shows allegiance to neither team. A stray will deny being "bisexual" or "gay" or even "straight". Strays roam and wander between sexual preferences; they are without a home.

Ted is such a stray. He brought Cindy home for Christmas, but by New Year's Eve, he was hot and heavy with Jim.

1👍 9👎

Botoxic shock

The look of permanent suprrise that results from one-too-many injections of Botox or Restylane.

Susan's botox treatments have made her look not younger, but perpetually astounded. She always looks as though she walked into a huge surprise party, or woke up next to a wildebeest. She has a serious case of botoxic shock.