When someone texts someone else within their own domicile because they are too lazy to get their ass off the couch and speak in person
Liz was potato texting Jared from one room away because she was too lazy and engrossed in ICarly to get her ass of the couch and walk into the other room
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A toilet, usually referred to in the context of making a deposit.
Dang I hope this bitch cums soon, I gotta make a deposit at the porcelain bank
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Someone who dresses from a past decade and also acts like a retard
Look at that girl in her jelly shoes she is such a retrotard
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To secret something in your rectal cavity.
When i need to sneak some smokes into jail cuz I want better commissary I "plan b it"
To plug one nostril and blow snot out the other,without the benefit of kleenex or rag, cleanly clearing the nostril of all nose goblins and mucus.
I didn't have a handkerchief but the farmers handkerchief is always available
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A reference to the various memories of sexy or hot people, visuals, events, incidents or other mastrubation fodder gathered over time.
Watching the girls volleyball team play in their tight spandex bending over gives me plenty of hand ammo for my late night fapping.