VTI

Vanilla Transmitted Infection: When one is in a non-monogamous lifestyle but still holds onto monogamous ways of thinking.

"We are swingers, but you can't sleep with my wife; she's mine."

Female 1: "How dare you sleep with him, I claimed him."
Female 2: "He's not your husband..."
Female 1: "Well.. no, but we have an agreement"
Female 2: "You've got a VTI hun."

"The girls of our swing community made a list, and I'm not on it. Well fuck all of them, they are ALL off my list because they are dirty sluts."

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juice boxing

When you throw-up and keep it in your mouth, and then swallow it back down.

Juice boxing: present tense
Juice boxed: past tense

Ex 1: "Greg drank so much, he was juice boxing before he could get to the toilet to throw up"

Ex 2: "Oh my god dude, that was so gross I just juice boxed."

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NFC

Turtlepig Production’s NFCs (Non-Fungible Cuties) are an NFT alternative that DON'T cost a shit load of money and DON'T use the blockchain, thus are a lot nicer on the environment! When you purchase one for $5 through my PayPal or Twitch Donation page, a random number generator spits out an 8 digit number. Each digit corresponds to a different feature on the NFC, which creates a completely randomized NFC with a randomized name. Once your NFC is created, that specific combination of features cannot be used again, so your Non-Fungible Cutie is one-of-a-kind.

I just bought the most amazing NFC from Turtlepig's stream