Brown Banana

1. Defecating inside a carefully spliced banana peel and resealing, leaving a suprise ripe for the picking.

2. When one carefully opens a banana peel and removes the lower 2/3rds of the fruit only to replace the bottom 2/3rds with feces after which he or she inconspicuously reseals the peel for eating.

My broke-ass friend ate all my groceries the last time he was over. This time I booby trapped him with a brown banana.

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