sweatjacented

When you are working out and some of your sweat accidentally splashes the person next to you.

I was working out on the treadmill and I Sweatjacented on the person next to me. I don’t think they noticed.

crotch-first

When someone walks in front of you getting to their seats at a sports event and they choose to go facing you. If you are still sitting down then it will be their crotch to your face. This is considered poor practice and should be replaced by their backside in your face.

I was at the game last night and these guys walked past us to get to their seats and they went by crotch-first. It was so gross.

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