King James

the sexual problem of not being able to get it up when about to close a deal with a fine chick, sometimes referred to having your wood going MIA. The problem is sometimes magnified by alcohol consumption, whiskey dick.

Dude 1: "Bro did you nail that fine ass bitch from last night?"

Dude 2: "No bro, my dick pulled a king james"

Dude 3: "maybe you should take your talents to south beach"

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