A debasing and nasty term for a lesbian, "tampon troll" is synonymous with bull-dyke. A tampon troll can often be found in non-traditional careers and jobs for females, such as: Police Officer, security guard, airline pilot and Border Patrol Agent. Female military officers are often tampon trolls.
Missing a penis, the tampon troll is jealous of, and generally resentful of males.
1. Check out that tampon troll! She has her cigarettes rolled up in her shirt sleeve!
2. That tampon troll sure looks frightening when she wears that tool belt.
3. That cop that ticketed me for speeding was a nasty tampon troll. What a cunt! I bet she would not have cited me had I been an attractive woman.
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Normally a woman, often in her forties or older, who lives with multiple cats. She will drive you insane when she shows you endless pictures of her herd of cats. She has a story about each and every feline, (each one is SOOO adorable,) and she can't wait to share them with you. You definitely don't want to sit next to a cat-rancher on an airplane or train.
1. Those women hang out with each other too much. They better be careful, or they will end up being cat-ranchers!
2. That cat-rancher in the waiting room drove me nuts. Too bad she had an iPad, because it made it easy for her to show me all those boring pictures.
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The phrase: "bag of broken antlers" refers to a very thin woman. She is so thin that having sex with her is like fucking a bag of broken antlers. She can hurt you with a hip bone or elbow. She has no padding on her at all. She often will have small breasts, and very likely wears a padded bra. Drug use can lead to this emaciated appearance, as can smoking and alcoholism.
1. After I ejaculated in her vagina, filling her full of goo, I noticed that I was sore all over. She is too thin and bony. She is like fucking a bag of broken antlers!
2. Those BBWs are great. You get to eat some good food after having sex with them, and they are not like fucking a bag of broken antlers.
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A woman who is, at her very core, stupid and/or ignorant. Normally this word is used toward women who are over forty. It is not often used toward younger women or women in their teens. "Dumb" refers to a person who cannot speak, and most dumb beavers talk far too much, so the definition is not completely accurate, in a literal sense. Still, when you say "dumb beaver," everybody knows exactly what you mean.
1. While riding my Harley, this dumb beaver pulled out in front of me. She must have been late for her hair appointment!
2. It would have been nice to actually get the questions answered, but the dumb beaver on the phone was too ignorant to be helpful.
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A woman who is "flying the victory pennant" is having her menstrual period.
The term was used by the sailors who manned German submarines during the war. As they arrived back in port after a cruise, they would prominently display one red triangular flag, called a "victory pennant," for each ship that they sunk.
Synonymous with a woman being "on-the-rag."
1. I would have banged that bitch, but she was flying the victory pennant, so I had her masturbate me instead, and ejaculated in her mouth.
2. My girlfriend gets really horny when she's flying the victory pennant. It was good that we were at her place, because her bed linens were terribly stained by our fucking.
3. She told me that she her period had ended, but when I finished and pulled out, it looked like there had been a stabbing. I guess she was still flying the victory pennant.
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A body condom is an imaginary device that one might wish they had when they break down and have sexual intercourse with a really filthy woman. Her vagina reeks, and you can be certain that she is a candidate for having multiple STDs. Unfortunately, you don't have a body condom, and you are really horny, so you don a normal condom and dive in, hoping for the best.
1. That bitch was really nasty. I fucked her, but really wish I had worn a body condom, for a bit more protection.
2. That infestation of pubic lice could have been prevented by using a body condom!
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An old word used to describe a sex-only relationship. "Receptacle" was made popular by a handsome young Physician character on the 80s television drama St. Elsewhere. The young Doctor said: "I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for a receptacle." For the era, this was quite shocking. President Reagan was in office at the time.
Modern example: "Dude, I just can't handle a relationship that requires meaningful social interaction. I only need a receptacle to ejaculate my goo into."
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