Gullo

A small caveman-like creature that surrounds its habitat with garbage and foul odors. It often attempts reproduction with species that are twice its size and frequently drinks alcohol to the point of complete retardation.

Also, This creature is known to have severe problems with sexually transmitted diseases which are mostly due to its low standards in attracting a mate but also due to a failure to remove the foreskin at birth.

Look at that mess, it must have been that dirty gullo who lives here.

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