vom

to vomit

"who vommed in the living room?"

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e-penis

One of the most popular words used by moronic Something Awful writers. A word that encourages a false sense of esteem within someone who knows themself to be inferior. Like those that say SUV drivers have tiny dicks.

"Rory, you just don't like anyone, and you must just have a tiny dick and a fat-ass car"
"Hey, I hate SUVs and guys who brag about the latest hardware they got for their tower, or their pimped out Mac; but that expression is so tired, it just makes you look like a jackass. And, hell, even /b/ might be more retarded, but at least they're funny"
SA: "e-penis, lol"

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guns n roses

the best band ever apart from axl rose you cock

axl rose is a cock
nuff said

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natapong

A huge, Asian gorilla that is capable of owning in CS. Are said to be found along the coasts of Western North America and many countries throughout Asia.

Dude you just got pwn'D by a natapong...

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Bass Guitar

The Sexiest Instrument In the World.

mmmm i love my sexy fender jazz

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Polynesian Handshake

The sexual act of shitting into your own hand and then giving someone a handjob.

I once knew this guy that wouldn't jack off unless it was a Polynesian handshake...

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SKOM

1)Some Kind Of Monster.
2)Metallica's film on the recording sessions of St. Anger.
3)One of the most different Metallica songs to date.

Dude I just saw SKOM last night, it kicked ass!!

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