Lil Puro

The greatest rapper to hit SoundCloud since the site started. His stunning lyrical genius has lead to some career-defining masterpieces such as "Whippin Up" and the fire disstrack on Memeulous "Why You Talkin".
With his whopping 2.6k YouTube subscribers, he only has a few more subs to go until he has the entirety of Jake Paul's real subscribers moved to a new and much smarter idol, Lil Puro. No 'Best ... Songs' compilation is complete without Lil Puro.

Rolf: "Hey dude, wanna listen to some of Jake Pauls songs?"
Andrew: "Nah mate, Lil Puro's music is way better, come jam!"
*both listening*
Rolf: "This is fire, Lil Puro is the best."

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Patriggy

Patriggy is the combination of the names 'Patrick' and 'Peggy', specifically used for shipping the said two people. The word is used loosely to attract the attention of both persons or to annoy one or both of the people involved.

Henry: You can't have a Patrick without a Peggy, together they can do great things.

Ronald: You're just jealous of Patriggy!