Billie Eilish

A spoiled self-entitled 19 year old brat who sadly, got suddenly famous 2 years ago and has a music career. If today’s mainstream pop music is bad enough, she is worse bc her songs are really just a lame beat with her whispering and mumbling random words in the microphone and calling it “music.” In 2020, she supposedly “won” all 5 Grammy awards when really, did she actually win them or did she brainwash the Grammys committee (or whoever picks the winners) to get what she wants?

She’s not only an entitled twat as a singer, but as a person too. She talks down to people who are below them socially and financially as if she’s the big man on campus. Like in the video of her ordering 20 burritos from Taco Bell, she talked arrogantly to the cashier by saying “only beans inside” about 5 times when the cashier already understood her. Then she finishes off her originally 18 burrito order with a rude and snotty comment “Make that 20, swear to God.” Like c’mon, average working class folks are only human, not dog shit! If she had to work her way up to fame the right way instead of expecting everything handed to her on a silver platter bc her mommy and daddy are in the entertainment industry as well, she’d understand what it’s really like to struggle!

If you think Billie is toxic enough, her so-called fan base is worse. They are mostly entitled middle school aged girls whom get offended easily if you say anything against Billie.

Case closed.

“Depressed” 13 year old girl: “I love Billie Eilish so much! She’s the first child star ever!”
Average Joe Schmoe: “Seriously? Haven’t you’ve heard of Michael Jackson, Selena (Quintanilla-Perez), and Britney Spears?”

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Empire Today

A carpet company with a catchy and memorable jingle

800-588-2300, Empire Today!

Empire Today

A popular flooring and carpeting company that has a catchy jingle that no one could resist singing along to when the commercial comes on

Chorus: (singing): “800-588-2300, Empire Today!”

Mr. Quisno

A high school art teacher and track/cross-country coach famous for his throat punches and catchphrase, “What the?” He is also well known for his off-color jokes and calling his students names like wedgeheads, dingbats, nimrods, and sons of biscuits. Don’t take his nicknames for his students personally bc he jokes with students like that in a way of saying he likes them.

Spencer: “Did you hear that Riley was sent home after Mr. Quisno throat punched him for ‘being a wedgehead’?”

Don’t try to teach a pig to sing

Don’t try to teach a pig to sing; it doesn’t work and it annoys the pig. Basically don’t bother teaching a stubborn person a life lesson if they’re not gonna learn from their mistakes anyway. They’re still going to keep making the same stupid mistake and expect a different result every time.

Due to Nicole’s stupidity for the last decade with the “edgy” ex-boyfriends and getting arrested multiple times, she’s never going to learn to grow the fuck up and never learn lessons in life. Don’t try to teach a pig to sing.

Four-way reverse cowgirl

A four-way reverse cowgirl is a type of sexual move performed by a polyamorous group of four people. Two of the partners are to mount in the traditional reverse cowgirl position. The third partner squats over the horse’s face and dangles their dick/pussy in their mouth. The fourth partner straddles over the horse’s legs and swipes their dick/pussy in the cowgirl’s face.

Jason and Caleb chickened out on having sex with Jessica and Katelyn when they insisted on doing the four-way reverse cowgirl.

destroy the toilet

Blake's way of saying he is about to take a massive shit. In order to completely destroy the toilet, first you need to eat alot of spicy foods like buffalo chicken wings, chili, and Taco Bell food with alot of Diablo sauce. Second, wait a few hours later for the stuff to digest. Last of all, spend about a half hour on the toilet, then shit all over the toilet bowl and squeeze out a huge hunk of a turd. In the end, your stomach will feel better, but your ass would be sore for a while.

Blake: "I'll be right back. I gotta destroy the toilet."
(half hour later)
Me: "Are you ok?"
Blake: "Yeah, I just had to take a massive shit."