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dimple dick

1. A small but ever so cute penis
2. An insult thrown out to all the men that add a 3 inch handicap to thier penis the second they enter a chatroom...YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
3. An inverted penis that resembles a belly button
$. a severly cleft Penis that is so cute ya could just pinch it...LOL

After entering the chatroom and suggesting that he had a 12 inch cawk, rosie informed him in the nicest way possible that his dimple dick couldn't satisfy a fruitflies ass! (do Fruitflies even have an ass?)

by rosie November 15, 2003

15πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


return of the king

The best movie ever created in all the history of movies ever!

Do we really need an example?

by rosie February 7, 2004

61πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


psycho massage

the act of kicking the crap out of somebody.

"Hey you, punk. You touched my car! I'm gonna give you a psycho massage!!!"

by rosie December 10, 2003

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


flounce

A person who is annoying bouncy when annoyed or way too excited about lame stuff!

Heather is one big flounce!

by rosie February 6, 2004

23πŸ‘ 209πŸ‘Ž


abs

Muscles on guys. HOT!

that guy has some nice abs!

by rosie April 1, 2005

763πŸ‘ 420πŸ‘Ž


metrosexual

The latest trend of metrosexuals seem to be found in the postal service. The "tough guys" have found that women no longer gravitate to that species but rather a man who is willing to show his feminine side, to be in touch with his feelings, and to be able to display emotion. And, of course, a man who takes pride in his appearance (clothes, hair, nails, scent~and not afraid to wear lavender) is always going to be noticed.

In a business sense, if your heart is not in what you do, then you are fighting a losing battle. You must be passionate in your work and always show others that you genuinely care about their well-being. By doing this, you gain respect and a loyal following of your peers. You will always be successful in your endeavors if people know you are speaking from the heart. Without your heart, you have nothing.

Note: Metrosexuals have been confused with being gay, which isn't so terrible. And sometimes, you will find a gay man trying to pass himself off as a metrosexual because he cannot find the courage to "come out of the closet" for fear of embarassment. All that man would have to do is be honest with his friends because they usually already have figured out his preferences and are fine with that.

To find a metrosexual in the postal service, look around the room. When you spot the man in the Oleg Cassini suit with a lavender shirt and fancy matching tie (no boring solids, stripes, or dots), shoes shined, every strand of hair in place, and emitting the scent of PI by Givenchy or Jean Paul Gaultier you have probably found your man. If you are lucky enough to spot one carrying a man-bag, that is the man you want to get to know. However, if when you approach him and he can only speak of work, sports, or golfing, be careful, you might have been duped.

by rosie September 11, 2004

10πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


confuddled

a mix of confused and befuddled

'your talking so fast i'm confuddled'

by rosie December 15, 2004

27πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž